Performance
University of Applied Arts, Vienna, AT
2024

T-Shirt Sale – Intro Script
“Hi hello welcome
I’m the Oracle of Oida. You find yourselves at a T-Shirt Sale event. For the next hour, I’m going to play an ambient mix for you all, because there needs to be more ambient music played in public buildings. It’s not a live mix, so I can sell the shirts. Feel free to come up and talk to me. 
You may find yourselves listening to some ambient music in a slightly uncomfortable place, and you slowly let yourselves feel the vibrations. In between, you come to notice a voice, and you hear it speaking to you—it’s almost as if it’s coming from inside.Maybe suddenly you feel something, yes, in your gut. And there is this T-shirt in front of you, and you reach out and you grasp it.And before I continue, let me introduce myself.”
[Introduction]
"I present myself to you today as the Oracle of Oida, which has existed for two years now. As an ancient Oracle, you have authority. People come up to you because they are in a crisis, and they seek help in making their decisions.“
[Product Presentation]
"Introducing the T-shirts: The Dizzy Shirt, The Confessional Shirt, Talking Oida, The Business Card Shirt, Sale. “